This cozy crewneck sweatshirt blends dry humor with everyday comfort. The bold, block-letter front text reads “I’M FINE. HONEST” with a small cheeky hashtag beneath, giving it a tongue-in-cheek vibe that lands as playful rather than aggressive. Medium-heavy knit and dropped shoulders drape easily over layers, making it a go-to for low-key mornings, long commutes, or late-night podcast binges. It feels like the sort of thing you reach for when you want to signal sly sarcasm without saying a word. Soft, snug ribbing at cuffs and hem keeps the silhouette tidy while the tubular, side-seam-free construction gives a clean, unfussy look. REACH-certified materials and a tear-away label keep comfort practical and considerate.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² fabric — warm but breathable
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, slouchy fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch-and-recovery
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, minimalist silhouette
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend (varies by color); tear-away and DTF neck label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean