This cozy midweight crewneck carries a deadpan sense of humor that reads loud and clear. The front features bold, retro block lettering that says “I’M FINE. HONEST” with a smaller cheeky hashtag beneath — the kind of line that starts conversations without having to explain yourself. The relaxed dropped shoulders and classic fit give it a laid-back silhouette that layers easily over tees or under jackets. The fabric feels substantial yet soft, with a brushed interior that keeps you warm on cool evenings. Wear it around town, on long drives, or during low-key hangouts when you want comfort and a little dark humor rolled into one garment.
Product features
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder classic fit for easy layering
- Soft medium-heavy fabric (approx. 8.4 oz/yd²) with brushed interior
- Durable 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch recovery
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- High cotton content (mostly 80% cotton/20% polyester) — tear-away label and REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean