A clean, heavyweight crew tee with bold, minimalist typography that speaks with quiet confidence. The soft yet sturdy 100% US cotton gives this shirt a vintage, slightly textured hand that ages well with wear. The message across the chest reads like an inside joke shared among friends—dry, proud, and unpretentious—making it an easy everyday pick for someone who prefers straightforward style over loud trends. Cut roomy with a classic crew neck and reinforced shoulder tape, it layers smoothly under jackets or stands alone as a statement piece. Ethically grown cotton and Oeko-Tex certification mean you can wear it comfortably and responsibly.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction reduces seams and fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar for lasting shape retention
- Medium-weight 6.0 oz/yd² cotton with vintage texture
- Runs larger for a relaxed, roomy fit
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified, ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean